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i'm jenova and i've been here too long

portaltwo:

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ive been waiting to do this for a month

clownsfc:

i could never be a referee for the women’s game because if a hot girl told me she didn’t do anything after i visibly saw her trying to kill her rival i’d probably believe her

l3irdl3rain:

She’s doing her best

transwolvie:

Too many people are forgetting these things too quickly:

-SESTA/FOSTA passed. Despite the many, many warnings of sex workers.

-A bunch of apps started their censorship policies because Apple directly threatened their revenue if they didn’t promise to cut down on the amount of porn on their sites

-MasterCard and VISA tried to outright stop processing OnlyFans work SPECIFICALLY because of the association with sex work, and no other feasible financial reason.

There is not a sudden regressive movement among individual people. Free The Nipple didn’t fade into obscurity because people didn’t care. It was stopped. By policies. By laws. By arrests. By censorship. These things have been purposefully put in place by companies and politicians. They saw the work we were trying to do wrt bodily autonomy, sexual liberation, and sexual freedom, and they forcibly put a stop to it.

shiarempress:

howlbear:

Transcript:

Man (right): Could you be a voice actor?

Justin McElroy (left, speaking over Man): Oh! Actually, I was in the movie, um… Trolls World Tour.

Man: Duet this to find out. Four scripts… fifty seconds…

Justin (still speaking over Man): So I think- Sorry. You’re great. You’re good. I was- did you- see, th-that? It’s ok.

Man: This is the car commercial voice over challenge. Startiiiiing now.

Justin: Somebimes- [Starts wheeze-laughing for a solid 7 seconds] Subaru!

Life is full of things to worry about. S-luckily younew Soyolla Corolle it’s the industry standard leading sabey and design and won’ be one of ‘em. Toyoba. [Laughs] Let’s gooooo. Places.

Superior design… Oustanding quality… And the drive… to innobate… Merce…bees Benz. [Laughs] The best… or nothing.

F'right now Ferd brmrnchn- you can lease a Ford two oh two one Ford Escape for as low as 189 a month so go further. And visit local Ford dealer, right now. Thank you. Thank you very mu- [Video cuts off]

drchucktingle:

buckaroos know

foone:

Behold! My latest Bad Keyboard, the ShiftKeyBoard!

It’s got nine buttons, and an 8-way gear shifter. You simply shift into different gears to select which sub-keyboard to use. Surprisingly easy to use, in fact.

Here’s the layout I used:

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Two more things:

1. the numbers under each gear position image are an implementation detail for the gearshifter I used, which I had on my guide image to help me code it.

2. the funniest thing I discovered is that you have to shift into neutral before reprogramming the keyboard or it wouldn’t work right. I kept leaving it in first gear which caused problems, where it would only recognize 1 and 4th gear.

smoqueen:

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kobolde:

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a screenshot of a wikipedia table of contents that reads:  1 Early life 2 social media 2.1 tumblr callout (2014)  2.2 tumblr callout (2015) 2.3 tumblr callout (2016) 2.4 tumblr callout (2017) 2.4.1 Official kin list 2.5 tumblr callout (2018)ALT

for everyone asking for what article this is i actually went back and found it again and you’ll never guess who it’s about

chasingtheskyline:

beamkatanachronicles:

lethalhedgehogs-deactivated2023:

sapphicsophos:

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

Netflix is so unbelievably over we’re tubi girls now. They have fucking everything on there, For Free. Insane that anyone pays for streaming services anymore when tubi exists. “Ooh they have fuckingg idk the show of the week on hbo max or some shit” don’t care. If I want to see better call the last of the yellow jackets I can pirate it

Incomplete list of good shit (I haven’t seen all of these but they sound interesting or I’ve at least heard other people like them) you can find on tubi:

  • Columbo
  • A Lot of sherlock holmes adaptations including tplosh and some really old ones from like the 30s iirc
  • All three reanimator movies
  • Repo! The genetic opera
  • Like a LOT of horror actually
  • Including nbc hannibal
  • How it’s made
  • Project runway
  • Electric dreams (that movie the computer fuckers are really into)
  • The green knight
  • A lot of old cartoons
  • They have a film noir category I’ve been meaning to get into

And, last but not least,

  • All the goofy B movies your heart can desire. They got birdemic and shit. They have like, evil bong 2. Goofy B movies that have grown followings and goofy B movies you’ve never heard of. All the weird shit they can get the rights to

& this is probably skewed by what I’m personally looking for! It’s great! It’s free! Go use tubi. Fuck netflix everybody hates netflix

They also have basically all of Transformers up to Prime, most of GI Joe, some old Kamen Rider bad Super Sentai shows, The Last Unicorn, most of Lupin III, and Jem and the Holograms.

Oh yeah, Tubi is the best actually. It’s got everything that I’ve been wanting to watch. Especially the cheesy B movies.

And Pacific Rim. That’s on there too ;)

if you have a fondness for italian slashers, there is an insane amount of giallo on there as well

They have all the sci fi too!

  • Babylon 5
  • Farscape
  • Andromeda
  • Red Dwarf
  • Sanctuary
  • The Prisoner
  • Cowboy Bebop
  • Animorphs

And even my favorite CDramas!

  • Story of Yanxi Palace
  • Oh My General
  • Royal Feast
  • Succession War
  • Heavenly Sword Slaying Dragon Sabre
  • The Palace
  • Can’t Buy Me Love
  • Beyond the Realm of Conscience
  • Beauty at War (but not its first season, War and Beauty)

There are kdramas too! Check it out!!!!

brunetteg1rl:

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