mostly void, partially stars
i'm jenova and i've been here too long

portaltwo:

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ive been waiting to do this for a month

deacblues:

it’s tough to nail down dave strider’s taste in music. he’s introduced as a hipster but written as a wannabe rapper, and then andrew hussie scraps both and dave settles into his ironic detachment shtick.

so what’s he listening to, then? ben folds? tyler? captain beefheart? frank zappa? deltron 3030? the beastie boys? stereolab? andre 3000? somehow, nothing i pick feels right.

well, he’s probably listening to snoop dogg, and he’s definitely not listening to cavetown. that much i can say for certain.

gravecats:

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This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.

She Freaken Forgor Me

picturesque-about-it:

only-tiktoks:

5 comments in a row, all saying "FREE HER". siliquasquama comment "All of you in the notes are fools. Do you know what you will unleash. There is a reason this barbie is imprisoned. Who do you think started the fire."ALT

megaswagultima:

kushblazer666:

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northirish:

Dear President Joe Biden I am a poor Irishman suffering under the tyrannical rule of god-king charles the third and have nothing to drink but sewage water please send fifty crates of Dunkin'™️ Donut's™️ Dunkin'™️ Spiked™️ to Ireland immediately

tagomago:

rosencrantz is dead guildenstern is dead and me i feel also not so good

Anonymous asked

Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

mastermatoyas:

is-the-snake-video-cute:

I didn’t censor anything, what -

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oh. Oh, no. That’s meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that’s meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen

We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site

libartz:

Me: *scrolling tumblr*

Castiel: I love you

Me: Dear god what’s happened now

tyrannosaurus-rex:

koobaxion-deactivated20220403:

they shouldve made it impossible to post new videos to tiktok after this one was made and also they shouldve made it so every other video was just this video

ladyshinga:

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